I finally got around to watching episode 3.
Wow.
First of all,
LEAVE THE F**KING HELMET ON.
Awful acting all around. The biker gang...Jesus, shockingly bad. Reminded me of a school play about peer pressure. Danny Trejo - bad. Tem - wooden as ever, probably his worst performance in this series so far.
Is Boba Fett a crime boss or department of work & pensions? Why is he taking lip from a kid about their being no work

Is he the new manager of Mos Espa job centre? (Joba Gett?)
Did he really say "you got guts, I'll give you that." Writing straight from the big book of Hollywood cliches. What's next? "We got company?" "I gotta get
me one of those!" ?
The bikes. Oh God, the bikes. No no no no no no no no. What is this, the' Taste The Rainbow Mod gang - sponsored by Skittles?
A beat-by-beat copy of the shot of the frog thing eating a creature and burping - why?
Boba getting saved by My Chemical Romance who take out Black Krrsantan. Great work everybody, the one credible threat we had - dispatched in an episode. Did you learn NOTHING from Darth Maul? Boba striding into the aftermath in a dressing gown like Noel Coward getting out of the bath haha this cannot be real. And speaking of wasted opportunities - the Hutts. WTF? "sorry we tried to kill you. Have a rancor."
Cheers lads, reckon I'll saddle this one and ride it about for a laugh!

And the whole "there's a good boy" stuff between Tem and the Rancor. Oh my...oh deary, deary me.
Also, this makes nothing with regards to the hutts make any sense at all. "This territory has been promised to another crime syndicate." Riiiiight...so...why did you try to assassinate Boba Fett then? What's the point in claiming the territory if itahhh this is sh*t
Fennec Shand: "You're the head of a family."
FAMILY?! 2 gamorreons and the Emo Powerpuff Girls? Charles Manson had a better family.
Krrsantan just jogging off after Boba let him go



That's it lad, get your steps in!
I'm going to have to stop now, I can't stand any more of this steaming hot dog eggs. This is disgusting, if you enjoyed this you're delusional.