Chuck Norris, round 2

[Alcfalath]

People who buy the Chuck Norris Fact Book that think the Facts in the Chuck Norris Fact Book are true Facts need to be round house kicked in the face with a Facts About Chuck Norris Fact Book. - Off the top of my head.

I think that one needed a little refining.... just a bit lol...

 

[jodo]

What, you've never heard of Chuck Norris Fact Book shoes?

 

[corby]

Apparently Chuck doesn't find these humorous. I was a little disappointed to read this-
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/...ris_lawsuit_dc

Actually He's been quoted as saying that he finds them very amusing. I think it's more that he doesn't find someone profiting off of his name without permission not humorous.

"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.

 

[precentorjames]

Yeah, I think that's prolly the annoying part.

 

[gojirafan]

this has something with chuck norrisultimate showdown - Weebl's Stuff - start lol:lol:

 

[Zurath Kodul]

Angels sang out
in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens,
descended Chuck Norris.
He delivered a kick
That could shatter bones
into the crotch
of Indiana Jones

 

[gojirafan]

Angels sang out
in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens,
descended Chuck Norris.
He delivered a kick
That could shatter bones
into the crotch
of Indiana Jones

lol:lol:

 

[dung0beetle]

They tried to add Chuck Norris in the game "Clue", but the outcome was the same every time..... In the library, by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

[Zurath Kodul]

If you ever want to commit suicide in a hurry, repeat this in a large, open, populated area:

<Chuck Norris is Over-rated>