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Ok. So the greatest married nerds debate since the argument over the Prime Directive just started in the minivan on the way to JoAnnes. In the upcoming movie, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, are Han and Leia married or not?
I began taking the position that of course they aren't because Han is of course terrified of commitment. Annie maintains that they are married, because Leia "turned that Bad Boy into a Good Boy". I of course scoffed at the notion. The latest trailer shows as much!
What "Good Boy" gets together with is oldest and most beloved Bro (Chewie) and goes back to his flying bachelor pad/man cave and gets all weepy eyed and says "We're home!"?? I mean its tantamount to Jake and Elwood "gettin' the band back together" and pissing off Aretha!
Unfortunately Annie then countered with the most logical counterpoint. That's how you know they're married. He couldn't wait to get away from her and back to the man cave! She then pointed out how I should be able to relate.
Score another one for the wife. I'm going back to my man cave now!
I began taking the position that of course they aren't because Han is of course terrified of commitment. Annie maintains that they are married, because Leia "turned that Bad Boy into a Good Boy". I of course scoffed at the notion. The latest trailer shows as much!
What "Good Boy" gets together with is oldest and most beloved Bro (Chewie) and goes back to his flying bachelor pad/man cave and gets all weepy eyed and says "We're home!"?? I mean its tantamount to Jake and Elwood "gettin' the band back together" and pissing off Aretha!
Unfortunately Annie then countered with the most logical counterpoint. That's how you know they're married. He couldn't wait to get away from her and back to the man cave! She then pointed out how I should be able to relate.
Score another one for the wife. I'm going back to my man cave now!