Lookin' sweet my Dark Fett Man!
Are you going to be at C3? It will be easy to find each other. Here is the story...
Christov - "Hey, anyone seen a big white mando commando?"
John - "Hey, anyone seen a totally black and grey Imperial Fett? Wow, you look good.....DOH, OW"
Chris to Christov - "Oh, you are looking for John...he is over there getting beat up by Mirax's husband!"
Mirax - "Honey, stop beating up John, he is just giving me my Darth Maul bumper vinyl for my car!"
John - "OW! Where is my possie? HEEELLLPPP!
GEO - "Hey, John is getting whipped, let's help! CENO, SLAVEFIVE, KINDREDJEDI...back me up!
CENO - "Sure, but I am busy with all these hotties, and I am the only single guy here."
SLAVEFIVE - "John, I am coming! Quick, give me your credit card so I can close out the room first!"
KINDREDJEDI - "I have to be careful, my Sintra armor may shatter! Besides, John is 250 lbs. of pure, powerful, super-focused...lethergy"
Mirax - "Sorry John, every nerd in a helmet hits on me..."
John - "bu..bu..but all I, I w..w.ww..wanted to do is g..give you your sticker."
Mirax - "John, stop whining."
THE END
