guess who my dad is.

[superjedi]

Chuck Norris wears a Sgt. Fang mask on Halloween.

 

[MandoMan]

Chuck Norris checks his closet and under his bed for Sgt. Fang before going to bed every night. You can never be too careful.

 

[Michigan Jaster]

Sgt. Fang sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Sgt. Fang.

 

[Viper]

Was doing some searching, found this, and about cried laughing

 

[bcurtis]

First time seeing it myself. "Sgt. Fang counted to infinity - twice."

...I died.

 

[superjedi]

. . . oh man. . . memories. . .

 

[Scott Kaufmann]

This is definitely one of the more interesting necroposts. This just makes me think of how the Vin Diesel facts came before the Chuck Norris ones and how much better they were.