Okay, I can't take it any more. I must at last reveal my true identity.
Keeping the appearance of a humble Canadian fan is just too tough. Like I told Dave Prowse the first time he wore the suit, "MORE INTENSITY!!!!"
My name is George Lucas. I did a couple movies a while back (you may have heard of them) and wouldn't ya know it, my nanny went and sold a couple of my helmets on Ebay!
Please kindly send all helmets, plugs, molds, casts and particles to my Canadian address for inspection. Be sure to wrap them in some cool lumberjack shirts - I can;t get enough of those bad boys!
That will be all.
George (my friends call me G-Lu)
p.s. I'm sorry for the whole Sarlaac thing. Damn booster hit that stuntman right in the junk and he screamed like that all day. 