Yah, it's not that common knowledge that I am a mountain man in every sense, and
like everything that goes with it, deliveries are a problem. Though it's likely not due to
remote locations and treacherous 4x4 access ... but more due to my appearance when I
answer the door. I'm usually quite tattered, covered in mysterious white dust, and appear
to be quite fed up and on edge. The slightest twitch or tick in that state really seems to
put people off for some reason :confused
These days, I even have problems with UPS and Fed-Ex. Recently, I thought a package had
been lost. It turned out it had been delivered days earlier and I didn't know it. It was left
out at the front of my driveway. I can only assume they're getting more and more nervous
about ringing the bell 
Chris