I almost forgot to mention two little details that will change your life...
IN TWO OF THE PICTURES You'll notice Coors light cans on the counter and An N64 with a Mario kart cartridge in the console...
I am not a hick. I prefer Stella Artois or a Nice Blue Moon if I do go the beer route...
And the night before my cronies and I were playing "Mario Kart: Do not drink and drive"
Rules:
Start with a drink
2 to 4 players
Race, not battle (although there are renditions of this game for battle mode)
Must finish drink before you cross the finish line
Can not drive and drink simultaneously
(Controller must be on out of the hands if you're holding a drink)
Try it.