Hmmmm......
Superman has "Chuck Norris" pajamas....
Chuck was intended as a bonus character in a "Street Fighter" game, except every button made the character do a roundhouse.....when questioned about the glitch, Mr. Norris just said "it's not a glitch."
He has counted to infinity....twice
He held a staring contest with the sun and won
He is the HALO Master Chief.
He jumped into the sarlaac and gave it indigestion
He doesn't go to a steakhouse....he just eats a cow in a field.
He is the reason we haven't been invaded by the Klingons.
He absorbed government secrets. After the lobotomy, the piece of his brain grew back with even more secrets.
Bin Laden isn't hiding......Norris got to him first.
He built Area 51.... .along with the first T-100 endoskeleton and the invincible suit of armor codenamed "Norris-X"
He defeated Godzilla......with his tongue.
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I have more, but I have to remember them. One requires changing the text color....how do I do that?
Funny thing: I once had an entire message board believing I was Chuck Norris........very fun 
