His Ex-Girlfriend.
The most memorable moment that has to do with a cod peice for me would of been at Celebration 2, I was stading near the main entrence talking with two Stormies when 2 little boys came up dressed as Jedis, extended their Hasbro lightsabers, proceded to wack the one Stormie in the inner leg, then the kid raises the saber up the inner leg, and then "pop".