Too late! But I'm pretty sure the midget and monkey will recover. Not so sure about the Welsh pony. And, to be honest, not really sure what I'm supposed to do with a half used 50 gal drum of baby oil and a slightly used plasma cutter.....? You really would think paramedics would have a better since of humor.
I learned a valuable lesson, though. "Flame resistant" and "Fire proof" are two totally different things. And just because someone looks like they can fly, does not mean you should "test the theory" (apparently the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz weren't real and I didnt get the memo.)
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