Im trying to find the setting (if there is one) that emails you when you have received a PM on these forums. I'm assuming it's easy to find and I'm just overlooking it.
Click on your "My Helmet" at the top left, then in the settings and options section, click on "edit options". You'll find the box to click for e-mail notifications of PMs about half way down.
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