I remember someone did this a while ago and it got pretty good responses... so lets try it again! what movie is this from? "and the moral to this story is... If your walking on eggs, dont hop!"
The Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean, 2003 (Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, screenwriters; Gore Verbinski, dir.)
Who says it: Johnny Depp as legendary pirate Captain Jack Sparrow
The context: Sparrow blunders drunkenly into a society wedding.
(yes..I know...a little too much information)
How about....
I have had it with these mother...... snakes on this mother...... plane
not counting the obvious answer 2 come to mind...
My Name is Earl season 1, episode 2 (old guy with the voice box at the yard sale)
Tommy Boy (Chris Farley speaking into the table fan)
How about this one...(asking a reverend) "Father, is it possible to sin against an animal?"(the reverend responding) "you can sin against a blade of grass"
try to get that one!:cheers