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I walked out of the theater and had to argue with myself over why it was NOT a bad film.
A film should not have you do that.
Was it entertaining? Yeah, a little bit. The deaths were OK but some laughable (tiger cage at the zoo, the college girl "I hear wind from outside"...) But the acting was pretty awful, and M. Night Shyamalan seems to be spiraling downward as a director. His movies don't even twist anymore, which is what he was known for. He's become more and more literal as his career has progressed.
Sixth Sense... Brucie is dead. I was shocked when I saw that, and couldn't predict it.
Unbreakable... Brucie is invincible, but he realizes the way that was proven was by his new friend committing unthinkable atrocities.
The Village... The commune actually exists in modern times, but the people are living a chosen life of isolation, as they are sick of life in their country (america?)
Signs... Alien invasion. Water kills them. All predicted by his wife. This is where M. Night starts spiraling.
The Lady in the Water... Nothing is twisted. Everything is literal. Everything plays out exactly as he tells the viewer, even down to the gigantic hawk at the end. It was somewhat entertaining, but the viewer shouldn't feel brow-beated by the telling of the story.
And now...
The Happening. He can't even come up with a reason for it to be literal, it just is. There are no explanations of the occurrence, just that it's "a freak act of nature which defies explanation".
I dunno, I was let down by this film, quite heavily. It was nice that M. Night grew some stones and went for the R-rating, but he could have done so much more with it. It seems he is treating the audience like children, more and more, as his career goes forward. He's having to out-and-out explain things, without allowing the viewer to fill in the pieces.
Don't waste your money on The Happening, is my verdict. Any movie which has you question whether or not you were entertained or whether or not it was good at the end of it all is not a good movie. Save your money for "Wall-E" or "The Hulk".
Hell, Speed Racer was more entertaining than this.
... also, if it seems I am kinda opinionated, I have studied film throughout college. it's what I want to go into as a career. This film of M. Night's actually offended that side of me.
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Also, we all know that if Marky Mark had had his Funky Bunch with him, they could have saved the day.