Ok guys! Time to laugh: Pics of Starfortress gloves INSIDE!

(George Taki sound bite)
"OH MY!"

:puke

He-he

those look.....interesting.

Did you have a choice of sizes?

Whoa!

Yeh, I had a size choize, but the size is not the problem. The problem is the material. They are made of a kind of sintetic plastic....

Can you return them?

Burn, baby burn! Down with SFP! Here's an idea: take a picture of yourself doing this :moon , and then e-mail it to them! (or mail it) That's what I'd do if I were screwed! I don't know, do what ya gotta do.
OT: A couple of years ago, I almost considered buying stuff from them, until you guys saved me, thanks.
Nathan

To quote a farmboy from Tatooine: "What a piece of junk!"

Ouch!

I'm glad I found this place, so that I know to avoid those guys.

HOLY ****! YOU ACTUALLY GOT SOMETHING FROM SFP! YOU MY FRIEND ARE ONE IN A SMALL GROUP LUCKY ENOUGH TO RECEIVE SOMETHING FROM SFP...

Who would have thought...the are almost as WRONG as my jumpsuit.
So sorry bro.

throw them in the toilet then take apic and emial it to them and say your sending them back through priority flush

well maybe you can use them for work in the garden... or when you need to paint something... maybe even for when it gets cold...

and hm... send a bomb back to sfp...

Originally Posted by cavie2002

throw them in the toilet then take apic and emial it to them and say your sending them back through priority flush

That was a good one. Yes, i think i´m gonna do that.

Thanks R_boba_fett but they are really unusefull. I can working nothing with them

Just what I was fearing, sorry you got jacked.

what the heck did you pay for them??

Oh.... Don´t make me say that >_<

I cannot even believe that they had the audacity to package those up and ship them to you.
So the is representative of thier quality work?
WOW!! I'm impressed Whats thier web site?
I'd go with the flush them down the toilet too!!! Or maybe even clean the toilet! Even better!!! *** how fricken sad!
Sorry you got screwed....Lessen are always learned the hard way.

score another for SFP!!!!

Originally Posted by Prymer13

HOLY ****! YOU ACTUALLY GOT SOMETHING FROM SFP! YOU MY FRIEND ARE ONE IN A SMALL GROUP LUCKY ENOUGH TO RECEIVE SOMETHING FROM SFP...

Who would have thought...the are almost as WRONG as my jumpsuit.
So sorry bro.

Judging from the photos I would say he' one of the unlucky few to actualy recieve something from them. at least if it never came you imagine how great they would be if they showed up. Man that realy blows, for the price they advertise their stuff for you should be getting a glove that was hand sew by Lucas himself.
Sorry for your loss, but in times like this focus on the good times you had with the gloves not the bad!
Zerovisibilite

My friend, even the "Sniffer" has standards and would not whiff those fingers at any cost. Best of luck finding the perfect glove!

instead of sending back the gloves. send them a box of tampons & a contaner of no more tears baby shampoo.

Those look exactly like the ones I got from him almost two years ago. I used em to hold my hacksaw blade as I trimmed my fiberglass armor pieces, cuz I didn't want to tear up any good work gloves.

Make an anti SFP site and put it on the net. Invite others to share their pictures and horror stories. Then burn them.

Those gloves are funny looking. What are they for? Jango?

Originally Posted by Skalen Fehl

Make an anti SFP site and put it on the net. Invite others to share their pictures and horror stories. Then burn them.

Those gloves are funny looking. What are they for? Jango?

Yes, they are suposed to be for a jango costume.

I´m wondering how would be a whole Jango Costume bought to starfortress. Lol, i dont even want to imagine...

Yeah... those are some straight up pieces of sh*t. I received two pairs
of SFP gloves in a Jango spare parts lot that I bought a couple of years
ago, and even Rubies could have designed a better glove.

I still have 'em if anyone's interested. One gray pair, one blue pair.

Joren Fett

They remind me of the kind of glove that scientists use in movies in quarantined labs so they don't become infected with some alien virus.

Whoa!!! Can't we put up a sticky thread toavoid SFP? Maybe start that long awaited "Shady Vendors" section.

That would be a good idea

Originally Posted by JangoUri

I´ll make pics with a good camera soon.

Best not, the low quality ones are offensive enough.

Originally Posted by Pooper

Best not, the low quality ones are offensive enough.

Wow! What a bummer! Those gloves are a disapointment.

I did get my SFP shipment from them. The fiberglass Clonetrooper armor was pretty darn sweet. Painted high quality. White w/ red trim. Really was well done. Excellent job actually.
Most of it fit's pretty well. Have to cut the thighs down, and still working on the torso armor. Ab and cod need to be separated. Shins, elbows, forearms, biceps fit great. Need to add to elastic on knees and pauldrons, otherwise not a problem with.

Most of it I was pretty darn happy with. Fits good, attaches pretty good. Happy with it. Rate it a 8.8
Until I get the chest armor to fit, (just haven't had time to play with it) I can't rate it higher. Once that's done, it may go up though.

The functional belt pouches are just too heavy though. Slides off my butt...
Looks good, works well, nice idea but...

The Ep.2 helmet on the other hand... Pros-paint job is excellent, padded interior. Cons?
Ohmygawd shape. Like it was squished together when hot...good fer nuthin'



Not rateable...

What are you guys talking about?! Those are the best gloves ever!:moon How much did you pay for them? I'll give you $200.

JK man, sorry to get your hopes up. Thats a major dissapointment. They remind me of some gloves that I made out of some super thick vinyle stuff. Seriously though, how much did they cost?

Originally Posted by askywalker98

What are you guys talking about?! Those are the best gloves ever!:moon How much did you pay for them? I'll give you $200.

JK man, sorry to get your hopes up. Thats a major dissapointment. They remind me of some gloves that I made out of some super thick vinyle stuff. Seriously though, how much did they cost?

No, im sorry, im asking for them 350$. I´ll send they throught Express Shipping service in a reforced box, so them won´t broke.

They cost to me 30$ Plus shipping. About 45$ ¬_¬U

Thanks, I needed a good laugh!!!!

Truly heinous!!!:puke