1. Boba Swede's Avatar
    Member Since
    May 2004
    Dec 24, 2009, 1:54 AM - Seasons Greetings TDH #1

    I posted this a year ago but i feel it needs repeating because it still cracks me up..

    Dear "TDH"

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or expressed, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with due respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our Western civilisation great, (not to imply that the Western civilisation is necessarily greater than any other civilisation or is the only "civilisation"), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher).

    Best wishes,

    "Boba Swede"

    Last edited by Boba Swede; Dec 24, 2009 at 2:48 AM.
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  3. TehEl1te's Avatar
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    Mar 2008
    Dec 24, 2009, 4:27 AM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #2

    I BUSTED UP LAUGHING! hahahaha. Happy Holidays everyone!

  4. SubArtic's Avatar
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    Mar 2009
    Dec 24, 2009, 4:45 AM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #3

    Lol! Happy Holidays TDH! Best wishes to all!
  5. Madrid Boba's Avatar
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    Aug 2006
    Dec 24, 2009, 5:36 AM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #4

    I accept this greeting!!!

    Merry Christmas !!!

    From Spain

  6. Dec 24, 2009, 1:07 PM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #5

    Ha! Love it! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas folks!
  7. formerly shunned MORGUE's Avatar
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    Dec 2002
    Dec 24, 2009, 1:17 PM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #6

    LOL! Nice! Right back at ya one and all!
  8. cr4nky's Avatar
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    Nov 2008
    Dec 24, 2009, 6:13 PM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #7

    Last edited by cr4nky; Dec 25, 2009 at 3:13 AM.
  9. dsonik1's Avatar
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    Oct 2009
    Dec 24, 2009, 6:47 PM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #8

    LMAO!!!! I just pee'd........ only a lil.

  10. Member Since
    Jul 2009
    Dec 24, 2009, 9:11 PM - Re: Seasons Greetings TDH #9

    Teehee...Merry Xmas all.

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