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    Jan 15, 2009, 4:06 PM - ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #1

    It is true. Your eye's do not deceive you. For you see my friends, the title of this thread reads ( ( ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) )

    Many ask - - - - "Who is this Sniffer?" "What makes his posts so epic?"

    But the main question is:

    Where has "yours truly" been ? ? ?

    But 1st The Sniffer himself would like to thank The Great Studio Fett for his legendary post titled "Where's the Sniffer" Not only is he a stellar artist of his time, but he has a sharp eye for the minor details.

    Also, The Sniffer would love to respond to that post, however he fears being banned for bringing a post up from the past. Even though it has been a while since The Sniffer himself has logged on.

    And if "yours truly" was booted from this incredible message board known as TDH, he would miss the cosmic presence of such great figures like BobaFettSlave_1, TR 4059, Boomer Fett, Mojo-Fett, DutchFett, The Clone Emperor, Replicant Shadow, superjedi, jodo, lilburndiablo, Lucksy31, Boba Swede, fettpride, asok, saint_nasty, SEEKER, GCNgamer128, CombatBaby, Rimshot, RBF . . . . . and yes! Even The Great Jodo Kast 3 himself! And there are many more that were not mentioned.

    So back to the question. Where has The Sniffer been?

    My brothers and sister of this great forum known as The Dented Helmets:

    The Sniffer has been singing a sad tune. At this point he has been drowning his sorrow in some "Austin style Jazz"

    Many of you know how he braggs about Vixens. This time "yours truly" was captured by the love bug. Eaten alive, regergatated, spit out, regergatated again and out the other end.

    It is true my friends. The Sniffer himself was burned by someone who he thought would be in the longest relationship of his life. Three in a half weeks to be exact.

    The only good thing that has come out of this depression is that this time has been occupied with working on the scratch built Jango suit. And that has been a 4 year project. LOL! However There is still the RA suit.

    But back to the lady. Women come and go. However, unlike our Fett suits; when you invest so much time in someone, sometimes it is difficult to reap the benefits of the relationship.

    So what would make the Sniffer Happy? Perhaps if he pops in a "Return of the Jedi" DVD to see Carrie Fisher in her Slave Leia costume! Mmmmmmm!

    And for that . . . . There is no better way to end this thread by saying:

    SNIFF ON MY DEAR BROTHERS!!!! SNIFF ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And one more thing.......The Sniffer Abides.

    Thanks for caring my TDH brothers & sisters
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    Jan 15, 2009, 4:19 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #2

    Yeah!!! He Lives!!!!!! The Sniffer indeed lives and is once again amongst us!!!! Sorry to hear the tragic story of your wonderful love life, as long lived as it was, tis a sad day when the love of your life walks out the door and leaves you for your dang mailman....oh-ho sorry about that, different story. Indeed my fragrant friend, I am glad to have you back, I do incur that I am sorry that it is at the cost of the love of your life, or the flavor of the week, whichever case that may be....

    Sniff on my dear brother, Sniff on, I say!!!!!!

    G-Fett
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    Jan 15, 2009, 4:19 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #3

    Ah, sorry to hear of your woes my Sniffing brother! Hopefully the spirit~of~sniff grants you more luck in you next adventure of love. But in between these times, lest you forget that you can sniff on with your frienships here.
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    Jan 15, 2009, 4:24 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #4

    Sniff on my brother!!!!!! and may your travels down the path of love be long and fulfilling.

    It is great to see you back!!!!
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    Jan 15, 2009, 4:27 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #5

    Welcome back! Sniff on!!!

    ''Who is the sniffer?'' never mind The main thing is, you're back!
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    Jan 15, 2009, 4:34 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #6

    Brother Sniffer... I say this...

    It is better to have love and lost than to have never loved at all...

    But your Fett family is always here bruv!
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    Jan 15, 2009, 5:15 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #7

    Glad to see you are still among us
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    Jan 15, 2009, 6:17 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #8

    Aw.....she probably stinks anyway. Sniff on!
  9. Jan 15, 2009, 6:38 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #9

    Good to see you back around sir! Sniff on!
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    Jan 15, 2009, 10:16 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #10

    You dont need her master Sniffer, we all must ask ourselves....Is it possible for one single lady to handle The Sniffer? I cannot imagine the power and glory one would behold, to call themselve "yours". With that being said the search continues for you, Sniff another direction and she may be waiting. Sniff On....
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    Jan 16, 2009, 12:21 AM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #11

    glad to have you back!
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    Jan 16, 2009, 1:59 AM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #12

    Alert the press Master Sniffer has returned from an epic battle with the evil one they call Woman! Great to have you back my friend! If you're in need of any ladies i'll be happy to ship you some of the wonderful ladies of Southern Cali!
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    Jan 16, 2009, 4:43 AM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #13

    O frabjous day!! The Sniffer has not fallen into a black hole.
    Though your tale of love and loss is a sad one, at least you can take comfort in the fact that there are many more scents to sniff!
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    Jan 16, 2009, 6:17 AM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #14

    i'm saddened by your heartache, but i have faith that the sniffer does abide, and will be well on his way to much future success with more vixens soon. there are many more scents for your olfactory enrichment, so sniff on dear brother, sniff on.

    *edit* let it be known that i feel truly honored to be mentioned by name in any of the sniffers posts. i bow in great reverance.
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    Jan 16, 2009, 8:34 AM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #15

    Greetings sire Sniffer. Thou art great on what thou do, and truly, this place has missed thee. Welcome back. May thy heartache be lighter than a feather in a breeze...
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    Jan 16, 2009, 9:36 AM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #16

    Ah, The Sniffer has returned at long last! While it is true, that he possesses supernatural powers when it comes to the vixens, The Sniffer still has mortal feelings like you and I. Alas, The Sniffer encountered a very powerful vixen indeed, and was clearly weakened. But do not fret. The Sniffer can be defeated by no vixen. He has risen once again, and rejoined us. He is rejuvinated, and will sniff on. Vixens far and wide should prepare now.

    Sniff on dear brother Sniffer....sniff on.
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    Jan 16, 2009, 10:17 AM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #17

    Ah my brother in arms. You make a poet of us all.
    Did DaVinci create out of joy? Did Van Gogh paint because he was happy?
    Creation comes from the sorrow of the soul and its need to be explored and shared.
    The misery of the female can be summed up in the creation of all master pieces.
    Artest create from the depths of their souls to express the true nature of art at the rudimentary level of pain and torment...the female.
    Brother, I speak of the one time that we can truly be the men we are...When we are bannished to the garage, woodshop, storage shed. When the females anger us to a point that we must retreat to where it all started. I do not speak of the "womb" but of the tools that have forged our geat society!!! The essence of man and his need to forge steel and bend wood to meet his needs! His desires! His control!!! HIS PASSION!!!! I digress......
    To be included on the short list of what THE Sniffer conciders the greats of this site is a true honor but I would humbly disagree and stalk back into the shadows where I too may sit and gaulk at Carrie in a metal bikini wrapped around a young and snootie princess....ahhhhhhh I can smell her now.......*sniff*sniff*....can you?
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    Jan 16, 2009, 3:21 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #18

    Quote Boomer Fett said: View Post
    Ah my brother in arms. You make a poet of us all.
    Did DaVinci create out of joy? Did Van Gogh paint because he was happy?
    Creation comes from the sorrow of the soul and its need to be explored and shared.
    The misery of the female can be summed up in the creation of all master pieces.
    Artest create from the depths of their souls to express the true nature of art at the rudimentary level of pain and torment...the female.
    Brother, I speak of the one time that we can truly be the men we are...When we are bannished to the garage, woodshop, storage shed. When the females anger us to a point that we must retreat to where it all started. I do not speak of the "womb" but of the tools that have forged our geat society!!! The essence of man and his need to forge steel and bend wood to meet his needs! His desires! His control!!! HIS PASSION!!!! I digress......
    To be included on the short list of what THE Sniffer conciders the greats of this site is a true honor but I would humbly disagree and stalk back into the shadows where I too may sit and gaulk at Carrie in a metal bikini wrapped around a young and snootie princess....ahhhhhhh I can smell her now.......*sniff*sniff*....can you?

    Boomer Fett.
    I love how you put that. We are heroes & poets. Did we know it?

    Wow! I am honored my name was mentioned too!!!

    The Sniffer is the best thing that has happened to this message board.

    It seems you have turned this forum into "As the world turns" in this never ending saga of "TDH"

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    Jan 16, 2009, 3:29 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #19

    Sniff on brother..............and remember, she has many faces!

    Are you sure you weren't doing time?

    Sniff on.
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    Jan 16, 2009, 10:47 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #20

    Sniffer, with each and every post you bring a sense of existentialism with a hint of ridiculousness. You have me laugh, you have made me cry, and you have made me think. I truly missed your posts, and you have my condolences for your love loss.

    Sniff on, brother.
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    Jan 17, 2009, 12:47 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #21

    sorry to hear that Snif, been there too.

    You'll be fine, eventually you' ll come to see this whole mess as another book in your life's bookcase and it will all have made you to who you are today.

    Hang in there, in the meantime I hope to see you around more often.

    good to see you back alive
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    Jan 17, 2009, 1:43 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #22

    Sorry to hear that you've been going through difficult times. I hope things are getting better for you.
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    Jan 17, 2009, 7:59 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #23

    good 2 c u back
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    Jan 17, 2009, 8:21 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #24

    welcome back. I hope it gets better for you.
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    Jan 17, 2009, 9:16 PM - Re: ( ( ( ( The Rise and Fall of The Sniffer ) ) ) ) ) ) #25

    Sniffer,never lose hope for someone...im serious...dont...i gave up on meeting someon and then BAM!!!!!!!!!!! like a thermal grenade thrown by the Fett himself i raninto the best thing to happen to me in a long time...even tho the world brings us tears and the darkness of night,the sun rises every morn to dry them away

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