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I am sick of Twilight

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    I am sick of Twilight

    ok I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sick of Twilight, and if you say that I don't know what I am talking about I (unfortunately) watched the 2nd half of twilight......... wow Bella's acting ( if you can call it that) was the worst acting I have ever seen in My life,and I have seen some bad acting. I will quote Edward word by word. "your scent is like a drug to me, it's like my own brand of heroin." one of the worst movies in history.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    Oh theres far worse movies bud....but it is annoying I will say that.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    bad Acting? XD

    You mean badder than Hayden Cristiansens acting in AOTC? XD



    Well... Focus it, ner Vode...


    We are not the Targetgroup.

    My little Sister for example is the target group XD


    The aimed Group for Twilight are female, imature, unf$%& *cough* (sorry) 'Virgins' and imature male F&% *caugh* Pu(&(/ (sorry, real sorry) öhm Imature, boys which would like to be female too. XD (so a big bunch of) Ok there might be some "older" readers and viewers too. but Face it, they are weirdos. XD
    Who are triggered with OSIK of true-teenage love and clichee-**** and people who all look perfect... Oh and obscure vampirewolf-****..

    Its a fairytale where unguided light-to-manipulate-Teenagers can swell in there unanswered dreams that somebody "perfect" could actually love them...
    Well in fact its the fairytale of the Bi"§$ *caugh* Women who wrote this pile of osik, to swell in here unanswered dreams that somebody "perfect" could actually love her. The physical apperance of the author and the "maincharackter" in the book are really similarity (except the age of course).

    *******, I try hard but nearly cant discripe this shabla osik precisly without getting ... nah you know what I want to say.





    öhm ... we are a targetgroup for Exploding stuff, Space Battles, kewl Armors and Bounty Hunting!

    the only way twilight could work for us would be when those "vampires" get blasted by a bunch of low life mercenaries who attach also wolfmanskalps to there shoulder.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    Fett 4 Real said: View Post
    Oh theres far worse movies bud....but it is annoying I will say that.
    yes there are worse movies.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    heh heh

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    I'm mostly tired of it getting called a "saga". Some movies about some emo girl and her glittery boyfriend does not equate Saga in my book. Just because it is a trilogy, doesn't make it a saga.

    Star Wars = Saga
    Lord of the Rings = Saga
    Beowulf = Saga
    The Odessey = Saga
    Twilight "saga" < Saga

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    That is exactly what I was thinking!
    Last edited by Armored Artichoke; Mar 19, 2010 at 9:01 PM.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    I am SO GLAD TO SEE THIS THREAD!!!

    I work and Walmart (okay, there, I admitted it!) and they're doing something kind of New Moon blowout thing tonight at midnight. A bunch of the associates are reinacting a part of the movie at midnight and, because they all know I'm into costuming, asked me to play Edward. I was like, "Do you even know me? Why don't you ask Frank from grocery? He's tall, lean, and I would believe that he actually sucks peoples blood."

    Edward... PLEASE!

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    Muad'Dib said: View Post
    HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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    Lassiter said: View Post
    heh heh

    I love that video! That video says it all as to what is wrong with Twilight.

    "I'll never be an emo vampire! "

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    Muad'Dib said: View Post
    Great! I showed this pic to my wife who is a Twilight fan. She laughed and said "Hey he's 18 now for the record."

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    Great! I showed this pic to my wife who is a Twilight fan. She laughed and said "Hey he's 18 now for the record."
    WOW, She would know that.

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    LOL!

    Ohhhh, but every one of us remembers the flack we got when we said that about Natalie Portman, don't we?

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    yes there is worse sagas!!! the worse I can think of is the Darkstalker saga. if you dont remember are need a history lesson, feel free to watch the review on it... (there is some language kiddies) http://www.spike.com/video/cinemassacre/3357960

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    Is Twilight like Vampire 90210?

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    There are more "real" vampires in 90210, though.

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    I hear ya, man. Jeez, these teen-dream vampires would have Bram Stoker rolling over in his grave!

    This vid is not nearly as hilarious as Lassiter's, but I though you guys'd get a kick out of it.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is AWESOME! I laughed so hard at that XD
    Last edited by Armored Artichoke; Apr 20, 2010 at 7:10 PM.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    Twilight- BLECK! Hate it, hate it, hate it... and I'm a chick LOL
    One of the the most ironic things a I heard from a Twilight fan was that "Avatar's story sucked". Seriously?

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    who is the dude in the back?

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    Really? It's Blade the half vampire vampire slayer.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

    Armored Artichoke said: View Post
    who is the dude in the back?
    That would be the vampire hunter/killer, "Blade".

    You can find out more about the movie, "Blade" by checking it out on YouTube.

    (Note: The movie, "Blade" is Rated "R" for language & vampire gore/violence. It is not for children.)
    Last edited by Hakaider; Mar 22, 2010 at 11:01 AM.

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    Re: I am sick of Twilight

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    Really? It's Blade the half vampire vampire slayer.
    do you really think an 11 year old would know that?

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