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    the help Braks out a little bit thread

    I don't know if anyone's aware, but recently Braks Buddy's pet llama (Tabitha), which has only 3 legs (actually it's more like 3.5 legs - the mini leg was due to a malformity at birth) suffered a freak prop accident. Her yard is directly adjacent to Braks' workshop-shed which until recently had not been a problem. A long story short, the pet llama is now blind. As you know, working so close to an open window, Dremel cutting blades can get away from you sometimes. Such was the case here.
    Tragic? Yes.
    Moronic? Probably. But who are we to judge?

    Well, llama corrective ocular surgery is very expensive. Now I have a couple of Braks' famous reference cds. In fact, I had just finished browsing through one when I looked thoughtfully at that cd case for a few minutes when I had this thought, "what if i sent this cd case back to Braks?" Not only would it be helping him out, it would also be good for our planet. Recycling! So my proposal to everyone out there that has recently (or not so recently) recieved a Braks Reference CD, copy it to your harddrive, drop the cd in that little jewel case, mail it back. If enough people did that, he might be able to care for his poor legless, blind llama, and maybe other good stuff too like an endless supply of money for Braks! Put a little note in the case even, let him know how awesome you think the cd is. thank him for his efforts, not only would it help him out on fixing his half-camel-half horse illegal-exotic-mammal-pet-like thing, it would make his day a little bit better. i know it would make mine a little better.

    so yeah, that's my idea. how many other people think it's a good idea?

    *edit* i realize that this isn't really a feasable option for people who buy his cd, copy it and try to resell it on the black market in the Philippines, but hey, it's the thought that counts.

    Think of the llamas, but think of Braks too.




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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    poor cute little llama, great idea with the cds, now I just need to buy 1 or 5...

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    Aww geez, my stomach hurts.....

    Wow Braks Buddy, you've really let yourself go with the hippy hair and beard. I'll pray for you Llama.

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    WHO IS THAT KISSING TABITHA!?!?!?! I don't know who you are you George Lucas look-a-like-wannabe, but your days are NUMBERED!!! NO ONE KISSES TABITHA!!!

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    Well I think it's a great idea. Fortunately, I happen to have a giant Priority Mail box full of styrofoam peanuts that I can use to ship the cd back.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    well brak's maybe if you set up with brak and helped draw people as carrots

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    I think i just peed a little.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Chris- you have no idea how badly I needed a good hard laugh. Thank you!

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Im so clueless? Is this for real??

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    Um, ditto
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    Im so clueless? Is this for real??

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Are you guys daring to imply that I might NOT be in financial straights due to my 3.5 legged blind llama?!? FOR SHAME!!!

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    Wow... just wow....

    There seem to be a few of these threads these days.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Brak's Buddy View Post
    Are you guys daring to imply that I might NOT be in financial straights due to my 3.5 legged blind llama?!? FOR SHAME!!!
    Well maybe we should focus more on Llama safety awareness and form a orginization so we can just complain about how others mistreat 3.5 legged llmas....

    -tubachris

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    a beautiful couple

    When I visited Art's château last year I witnessed true love. I was warmed by the beauty of their relationship.

    Here is an intimate moment I was able to capture of Art and and his companion sharing dinner;

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Just for those who were wondering.. I was having a bad hair, bad shirt and bad glasses day that day...wait... I don't wear glasses...
    Last edited by Art Andrews; 01-31-2007 at 10:50 AM.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    *blink*

    *blink*

    can't... think... brain... melted...

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    Okay...Um... I actually started to believe it there for a minute, until about half way through..
    Last edited by deadbolt; 01-31-2007 at 10:59 AM.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Looks like Art discovered how to improve upon the three legged-ness.


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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    whoa! for reals? I am totally speechless! Okay, poor Llama, were do we send Paypal

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    I initially thought ya were dead serious ... until I saw a bunch of others respondin' with .

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    I think it's really bad form to refer to this poor llama as "blind."
    If you would have chosen to say "vision impaired," or perhaps even "in posession of a sight deficit" I would have been happy to contribute hundreds or perhaps even thousands of dollars to this worthy cause.
    But now. . . no.

    Carry on, brave llama.


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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    I was so moved by this sad story that I just shipped my Llama to Braks. It should be there in a week or so, take good care of her. You should find my CD case in a day or two, she ate it.
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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    So what is TDH's stance on plagiarism?

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    I have a question Braks. Is that a diaper on that poor sightless Llama? And if so are you the lucky person who gets to change it?

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    I find it amazing that Brak's can kiss his poor llama AND browse TDH at the same time. Amazing multitasking skills.

    I actually thought this was serious for that entire first post, and for about 8 posts afterwards. Oh man, my side hurts so much now... I'm going to go back and reread this thread now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prymer13 View Post
    I now have that as a ringtone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boba Fett View Post
    So what is TDH's stance on plagiarism?
    You mean recasting a thread? BUT IT WAS MODIFIED! I mean I sculpted it myself. I have photos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trooper TK409 View Post
    You mean recasting a thread? BUT IT WAS MODIFIED! I mean I sculpted it myself. I have photos.

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    Now That's funny!

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Ok, I'll post the obligatory "FTW?"

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    this was as ingenious as the time that Mirax got farked and the guy ps'ed the whole thread, where people couldn't even vote!

    llama llama ding dang....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trooper TK409 View Post
    You mean recasting a thread? BUT IT WAS MODIFIED! I mean I sculpted it myself. I have photos.

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    LET'S SEE 'EM!

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    Lol now that is funny...hehe I needed that

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    I am so completely lost on what has happened on these boards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamFett View Post
    I am so completely lost on what has happened on these boards.
    Just smile and nod, smile and nod.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    There is about a year's worth of inside jokes wrapped up in this one thread. Don't be surprised if you are confused. The old guard tries to maintain that stoic demeanor that everyone believes we have but every now and then we like to have a little fun too.

    I just have one more thing to say that will probably confuse you even more...

    THE EAGLE HAS LANDED! THE CHICKS HAVE LEFT THE NEST!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brak's Buddy View Post
    THE EAGLE HAS LANDED! THE CHICKS HAVE LEFT THE NEST!!!

    So is this the way TDH tells us its the end of the world tonight? Dont people eat llamas? I ate a monkey when I was in Panama, almost ate a puppy in Iraq. MRE meat just dont cut it. Get it Puppy Meat, MRE meat, Cut it. ok Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombierepellent View Post
    LET'S SEE 'EM!
    I would, but darn it if my digital camera is broken. I'll post them as soon as it's working.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    .........does this make more sense when your a little glazed over?............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trooper TK409 View Post
    I would, but darn it if my digital camera is broken. I'll post them as soon as it's working.
    You didn't leave it in your office, did you?

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    waa waa wee wa

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    snaps! i think i've been pwned... it was very late when i wrote that thread, and i was watching dane cooks vicious circle. so although i was serious about it (i'm still waiting for sarge to pm his return address!), it was worded very cook-ishly (try adding pauses in for dramatic effect, and imagine you're walking around a giant circle stage, sticking your butt out, then you'll understand.) but this is a good parody, and chock full of in-jokes that i don't get, but i'll smile and nod all the same. so i don't really have a point i'm getting to with this post, so.... yeah. thanks for gears of war?

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    Haha, you're a good sport, St.Nasty.
    Dane's hilarious.

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    Now thats funny as hell..

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    Now wait a minute... wait just one minute!!!! That is not a llama!!! This is a dugg in disguise, baby! I KNEW something was wrong here, and I would recognize that large open yap from anywhere!!! Man... my life is beginning to get VERY weird....
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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Now that is downright creepy.

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    Re: the help Braks out a little bit thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Brak's Buddy View Post
    Man... my life is beginning to get VERY weird....
    It's just beginning to get weird? This from the person who once went swimming with Chaka Kahn's hair?

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