Happy Holidays TDH!

Everyone take it easy and remember to relax over the holiday! It's been a rough year for some and I hope the the new year offers an amazing outlook!! You guys are all the best and look forward to meeting you all at some point in time.
Cheers and God bless!!
 
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Dear "TDH"

Please accept with no obligation, implied or expressed, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with due respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our Western civilisation great, (not to imply that the Western civilisation is necessarily greater than any other civilisation or is the only "civilisation"), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher).

Best wishes,

"Boba Swede"

Hilarious! Sad but true.
This is why America will fail. Not from an outward enemy but from the cancer of political correctness! I love my country and it's a shame that wishing someone Merry Christmas might get you slapped with an injunction.
 
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