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    Feb 6, 2011, 4:26 AM - Han shot first #1

    We all know that Han shot poor Greedo in cold blood. But after seeing this list the evidence is clear that Boba Fett was right in trying to apprehend this lawless gunslinger who was menacing the galaxy.




    Top 10 Other Things that Han Shot that Didn't Shoot at Him First
    10. A poor, defenseless Minoc This flappy critter couldn't even operate a gun, much less shoot at Han.
    9. The Space Slug Just moments after the cold-blooded Minoc shooting, we see Han shoot the insides of a space creature kind enough to have an atmosphere and gravity in its stomach.
    8. A stormtrooper He was just chasing and ordering a tresspasser to stop.
    7. The garbage compactor door Even Leia thought this was excessive.
    6. The intercom at the Detention Block Think of all the calls home Imperial troops had made from that comm unit. "Hi Mom. We blew up Alderaan today. Give love to Pop."
    5. An officer on the Death Star Hey, that could have been a Bothan spy. They're masters of disguise, you know.
    4. Imperial probe droid Before he left the base, Han listened to the garble it was transmitting and said, "It isn't friendly whatever it is." If you don't know what it is, how can you tell it is bad? There might have been space kittens in there.
    3. Vader's wingman The guy was given a direct order not to fire. He was just around for moral support.
    2. The Sarlacc tentacle It was only trying to eat Lando-- heck, didn't Chewie want to do that at the end of Empire?
    1. His poor, dying Tauntaun Perhaps in the special edition, Lucas should have animated the tauntaun going nuts and in the throes of death, clawing out one of Han's eyes or grabbing his blaster and squeezing off a few shots-- making it justifiable to spill its smelly macaroni guts in the snow.
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    Feb 6, 2011, 5:28 AM - Re: Han shot first #2

    Lol I just happen to be wearing my "Han Shot First" shirt right now too.
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    Feb 6, 2011, 6:43 AM - Re: Han shot first #3

    that could be the funniest thing i've ever read on this site!
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    Feb 6, 2011, 8:29 AM - Re: Han shot first #4

    that is awsome and you have too much free time. p.s i am pretty sure greedo shot first he just missed. (ducks for cover)
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    Feb 6, 2011, 9:40 AM - Re: Han shot first #5

    Too funny.
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    Feb 6, 2011, 12:09 PM - Re: Han shot first #6

    Wow...I think we should rename Han to Shooty McGee. that was a Great post!
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    Feb 6, 2011, 12:13 PM - Re: Han shot first #7

    Remember Abott and Costello's who was on First line? LOL!
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    Feb 6, 2011, 1:44 PM - Re: Han shot first #8

    Nice list Mullreel. Too funny.
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    Feb 6, 2011, 2:28 PM - Re: Han shot first #9

    First? I thought only Han shot...
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    Feb 6, 2011, 2:34 PM - Re: Han shot first #10

    Quote rackey01 said: View Post
    First? I thought only Han shot...
    That was the original, unedited shot prior to the re-release of the films in the 90's. Lucas shoulda left well enough alone.
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    Feb 6, 2011, 2:52 PM - Re: Han shot first #11

    LMAO!!! Dont forget Leia..LOL TMI : )..Sorry guys, BAD joke (not to mention innapropriate) but somebody had to do it : /
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    Feb 6, 2011, 4:39 PM - Re: Han shot first #12

    That scene drives me bonkers. In the Special Edition when Greedo shoots it doesn't even go straight. I has a odd angle like the barrel was tweaked.

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