Han shot first

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    Han shot first

    We all know that Han shot poor Greedo in cold blood. But after seeing this list the evidence is clear that Boba Fett was right in trying to apprehend this lawless gunslinger who was menacing the galaxy.




    [FONT=Times New Roman]Top 10 Other Things that Han Shot that Didn't Shoot at Him First[/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]10. A poor, defenseless Minoc This flappy critter couldn't even operate a gun, much less shoot at Han.
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]9. The Space Slug Just moments after the cold-blooded Minoc shooting, we see Han shoot the insides of a space creature kind enough to have an atmosphere and gravity in its stomach.
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]8. A stormtrooper He was just chasing and ordering a tresspasser to stop.
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]7. The garbage compactor door Even Leia thought this was excessive.
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]6. The intercom at the Detention Block Think of all the calls home Imperial troops had made from that comm unit. "Hi Mom. We blew up Alderaan today. Give love to Pop."
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]5. An officer on the Death Star Hey, that could have been a Bothan spy. They're masters of disguise, you know.
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]4. Imperial probe droid Before he left the base, Han listened to the garble it was transmitting and said, "It isn't friendly whatever it is." If you don't know what it is, how can you tell it is bad? There might have been space kittens in there.
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]3. Vader's wingman The guy was given a direct order not to fire. He was just around for moral support.
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]2. The Sarlacc tentacle It was only trying to eat Lando-- heck, didn't Chewie want to do that at the end of Empire?
    [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]1. His poor, dying Tauntaun Perhaps in the special edition, Lucas should have animated the tauntaun going nuts and in the throes of death, clawing out one of Han's eyes or grabbing his blaster and squeezing off a few shots-- making it justifiable to spill its smelly macaroni guts in the snow. [/FONT]

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    Re: Han shot first

    Lol I just happen to be wearing my "Han Shot First" shirt right now too.

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    Re: Han shot first

    that could be the funniest thing i've ever read on this site!

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    that is awsome and you have too much free time. p.s i am pretty sure greedo shot first he just missed. (ducks for cover)

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    Re: Han shot first

    Too funny.

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    Wow...I think we should rename Han to Shooty McGee. that was a Great post!

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    Remember Abott and Costello's who was on First line? LOL!

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    Re: Han shot first

    Nice list Mullreel. Too funny.

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    First? I thought only Han shot...

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    Re: Han shot first

    rackey01 said: View Post
    First? I thought only Han shot...
    That was the original, unedited shot prior to the re-release of the films in the 90's. Lucas shoulda left well enough alone.

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    Re: Han shot first

    LMAO!!! Dont forget Leia..LOL TMI : )..Sorry guys, BAD joke (not to mention innapropriate) but somebody had to do it : /

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    That scene drives me bonkers. In the Special Edition when Greedo shoots it doesn't even go straight. I has a odd angle like the barrel was tweaked.

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