guess who my dad is.

I'm not sure what a Jira is... But if you say your full username it sounds like a Japanese guy telling people he is a fan of a certain movie.;)

Welcome aboard. Your dad's the man.

Keegan
 
I mean no disrespect to gojirafan or his father with this question but what makes him(Sgt.Fang) a legend?:eek:
I am guessing it is his craftsmanship.I have seen his "name" mentioned everwhere on this site but never truly understood why a Sgt.Fang helmet is one of the best
I am sorry for how odd this might read but I always say if you want to know something than ask.
Again no disrespect to Sgt.Fang and gojirafan.
 
I mean no disrespect to gojirafan or his father with this question but what makes him(Sgt.Fang) a legend?:eek:
  • Sgt. Fang's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
  • Sgt. Fang's poop is considered currency in Argentina.
  • I once saw Sgt. Fang scissor kick Angela Lansbury.
  • Sgt. Fang once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
  • Sgt. Fang did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies.
  • Sgt. Fang drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  • We once had a bachelor party for Sgt. Fang. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  • Sgt. Fang killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
  • Sgt. Fang sleeps eight hours a night! Well, he's pretty normal when it comes to that.
(Apologies to SNL's infamous Bill Brasky skits. :lol: :lol:)
 
Sgt. Fang counted to infinity - twice.

When Sgt. Fang sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself. Sgt. Fang has not had to pay taxes, ever.


If you spell Sgt. Fang in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
 
You got the Sniffer on this...Does not ring a bell. However there is some relaxation on "yours truly" . . . . For you see my friend. If you were my son, You would be called "Son_of_Sniff" on this message board! LOL!

Just kidding my friend!

Have a great day!
 
I wish I had an image of the TIE helmet one of our prospective garrison member's has...the pictures speak for itself!

My Sgt Fang TIE. He made my TIE and my Boba buckets.

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