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Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

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    Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    Anyone else get stressed out in kindergarten? I still can't get the hang of it..


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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    ROFL

    Very sad when they tear like that....

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    That's why I gave up on Milk and moved on to Pepsi.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    They don't open for me, thats after I clawed at it... lol

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    LOL that was so deformed, it took a me a bit to realize what it actually was

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    That is just toooo funny

    FP

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    Best post on any forum today!

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    CasiusOntius said: View Post
    LOL that was so deformed, it took a me a bit to realize what it actually was

    LOL. Thats pretty funny.

    Thats how mine always looked all the way up till about high school then I stopped drinking them. I swear mine were super glued shut.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    I turn it around and try the other side when that happens.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    When I was in school we had bags of milk. Little clear plastic bags kinda like a baggie, anyone else have that?

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    dude i remeber those!!!! you tried to stick the straw in it and und up skewering the whole bag,ah good times good times

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    Bags!! I had the cardboard cartons since kindergarten, and it did take a special hand to get them open! Haha! Great post!

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    I wonder if they switched to the bags because it was cheaper to package or because too many kids could not get the darn things open. Once in middle school, a girl I had a crush on sat next to me in breakfast, she asked me to open her juice, which was a slightly smaller carton, I quickly got nervous, but didn't want to look like a loser and say I can't. So I was determined to open it and look like a hero. (I was a six grader, give me break) All I can tell you, is that her white blouse was no longer white. And I avoided passing her in the hallways for the rest of the week.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    I never bothered with the straws. I just sipped it straight from the carton.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    What you do is make a hole on the bottom, drink the milk and put it back on the table. When someone comes by and grabs it they get a surprise! Classic

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    They switched us to bags of milk in high school. We always joked and called them inplants. It took some getting used to to not stick the staw all the way through both sides.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    no fair you got straws???

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    lol yeah we did it was fun, you guys called themimplants too? great minds think alike or immature ones do atleast hehehe i remeber one time i was really mad and stabed the bag, it was a very peter griffon moment if you know what i mean lmao

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    Everyday there would be milk on the tables because of those stupid bags. It's like no matter how you did it milk would shoot out some how. And then all hell breaks loose when you accidently remove your straw from the bag.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    milk cartons were never a problem for me growing up. capri sun always managed to kick my butt. 10% juice EVERYWHER!!!

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    lol yeah or you accidently nudged your milk bag and it shot milk out at your neighbor lmao MILK WARS!! the detention afterwordswasntnearly as fun tho V.V

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    man i'm too old to remember the implants, but my son's get to squeeze 'em

    I just stabbed the straw into the side of the cartons, then when i was done, i folded the top down and stomped on them to pop 'em (childish but fun)

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    When I was in elementary school we used to open it all the way up and fold in, so it was just like a square cardboard cup. We called them Jimmy's Coffee Cups, after our awesome janitor (imagine the janitor from scrubs, but older). We got in trouble for some reason from our principle for "demeaning" him, but Jimmy told us that he secretly appreciated our tribute, and from then on he actually used those for his coffee

    Ahh, the memories.

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    lol ahhh poor Taco! just buy the plastic jugs

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    Re: Couldn't do it in elementary...still can't

    TeamFett said: View Post
    When I was in elementary school we used to open it all the way up and fold in, so it was just like a square cardboard cup. We called them Jimmy's Coffee Cups, after our awesome janitor (imagine the janitor from scrubs, but older). We got in trouble for some reason from our principle for "demeaning" him, but Jimmy told us that he secretly appreciated our tribute, and from then on he actually used those for his coffee

    Ahh, the memories.

    We had a janitor that was very similiar Yea those are the memories that remind me a of a much better time, what little stress there was back then. High school was another story though.

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