Chuck Norris, round 2

People who buy the Chuck Norris Fact Book that think the Facts in the Chuck Norris Fact Book are true Facts need to be round house kicked in the face with a Facts About Chuck Norris Fact Book. - Off the top of my head. :lol:

I think that one needed a little refining.... just a bit lol... :p
 
Apparently Chuck doesn't find these humorous. I was a little disappointed to read this-
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/...ris_lawsuit_dc
Actually He's been quoted as saying that he finds them very amusing. I think it's more that he doesn't find someone profiting off of his name without permission not humorous.

the news article said:
"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.
 
Angels sang out
in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens,
descended Chuck Norris.
He delivered a kick
That could shatter bones
into the crotch
of Indiana Jones
 
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They tried to add Chuck Norris in the game "Clue", but the outcome was the same every time..... In the library, by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick to the face.
 
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