this dog had legs when i started the race
"Chase me, chase me" in a camp voice
"where we're going we don't need wheels"
"Those bloody Rebels will never stand a chance against our new yapper-bikes!"
LOL...I can't stop laughing
"I told ya the Empire was considering cutbacks..."
"Is it just me, or are these things slower than speederbikes?"
The Empire has decided on a new "green" approach to chasing the rebels
To the utter disgust of George Lucas, this scene was eventually cut from Return of the Jedi.
The original FX team were later sacked for their efforts in the ROTJ forest scene...
"Tales from the Empire: Weiner Patrol".
When George said that the scene had to look the dogs... the FX team took it too seriously!
1st dog : And i thought fleas were bad!
2nd dog : i'm with you there Tarquin, this guys cod piece is chaffing me something wrotten...
This is what a Bantha looks like shaved down.
:fettesb G-Fett :fettesb
****, Bantha's are fast!
"Imperial Biker Snouts reporting in..."
After their first patrol back it was noted that it might have been more productive if the new "units' had not had to stop so much to release fliud build up from the drive motor drain tube.
It was also noted that a Klan of Ewoks tried to mount the new units and escape.The recently installed neuterion had prevented any insertions of a up rising.
I believe thet the Emperor has gone to far in cost cutting measure to get the Death Star II built in a timely manner.Oh how I miss the glory days of victory on Hoth
First Glactic Empire
Armored Divsion/Ground Assault
"We got 'em now!!!!! Oh ****....my speeder has to stop to take a leak!!!"
1. What happens when you cross a bantha with a ewok
2. At least these won't barrel roll into a tree.
3. We'd catch these rebels if they'd stop throwing tennis balls everywhere!
4. No bad dog! Chase the rebels not the squeaky ewoks!